Because I'm geeky and a little bit sad, I always wanted to be a Nazgul. If you covered up her two white socks on her back feet and the star on her forehead, she'd be a good Nazgul horse.
What is a nazgul?
Also, I've always fancied doing those circus tricks on a cantering horse like you see in the err... circus.
Well we could be geeky and a little bit sad ( your words) together
Love this thread!
Remember when we had all that snow mid January? Well this accidentally happened...
I can honestly say I've never had so much fun and Tigs appeared to enjoy racing the dogs across the snow too! Made a change from the cart anyway!
I have a secret 'mission' desire when hacking too...like something happening where it involves having to find the nearest wall or hedge to jump as a getaway!
Mature. Really. I know.
To mount by vaulting over his bum. I have now got a mini trampoline at the yard to start with but it doesn't have enough bounce so might need a different one. He is very despooked and is now used to standing by the mini trampoline while I bounce.
That's pretty cool... I've done most of the rest of your list at some point (though haven't been able to re-mount at canter since I was about 15 ) - I was a YO's nightmare too
I don't understand the title of this thread at all. All of the suggestions/ideas sound perfectly sane, normal, sensible and reasonable to me.
At the moment shoot them. What with the weather their bad manners due to be stuck in now decideing they dont want to eat the hay. yard owner refuseing to let us get any in. so fed up with horse owning at the moment.
Most of them seem pretty reasonable to me too...
But I guess "darth vader riding a fictional pink pony" is a pretty peculiar act to follow