The Tessy bear BOGOF thread

Pirelli calendars traditionally feature ladies with generous boobies & not much clothing Abbie :D and possibly the odd bit of car/garage equipment. So rather like you Tessybear :D :D :D

I must not check in every hour,
I must not check in every hour,
I must not check in every hour,
I must not check in every hour,
:D :D :D

Well done Abbie, you are doing great :) x
 
Pirelli calendars traditionally feature ladies with generous boobies & not much clothing Abbie :D and possibly the odd bit of car/garage equipment. So rather like you Tessybear :D :D :D

I must not check in every hour,
I must not check in every hour,
I must not check in every hour,
I must not check in every hour,
:D :D :D

Well done Abbie, you are doing great :) x

Perfect we have a ride on Mower she can pose on that :D

Thank you lovely x
 
Getting nervous about the calendar idea now...highly unlikely given his (I'm sure it's a colt) mum but as we don't know who dad is, what if Baby Bear's a minger :eek: Count me in as your first order :cool:

You could do a separate calendar of Tessy's boobs for those who like that sort of thing. :D:D
 
Hi Abbie, I have been reading since the beginning of the thread, checking in everyday, admiring her boobs etc. ;) haha but I simply cannot lurk any longer!!!

Tessy darling, pleaseeee, hurry up!! :D
 
Getting nervous about the calendar idea now...highly unlikely given his (I'm sure it's a colt) mum but as we don't know who dad is, what if Baby Bear's a minger :eek: Count me in as your first order :cool:

You could do a separate calendar of Tessy's boobs for those who like that sort of thing. :D:D

They will be beautiful and even if they are a bit of an ugly duckling we will tell them they are beautiful nobody wants a cob with self-esteem issues ;)

Hi Abbie, I have been reading since the beginning of the thread, checking in everyday, admiring her boobs etc. ;) haha but I simply cannot lurk any longer!!!

Tessy darling, pleaseeee, hurry up!! :D

Hello :D aw thank you :) x She needs to !!
 
Believe me when you reach the grand old age of 41 you'd of mucked out so many stables you don't give a toss what it looks like once you've finished :D[/QUOTE]

Same here but a few years older.

Keep going Abbie, you're doing so well. I'd have a calendar. I think breakfast TV is next:D
 
Believe me when you reach the grand old age of 41 you'd of mucked out so many stables you don't give a toss what it looks like once you've finished :D

Same here but a few years older.

Keep going Abbie, you're doing so well. I'd have a calendar. I think breakfast TV is next:D[/QUOTE]

I really am going to go forwards with this calender idea :) Will speak to mum when i am at home but as long as it will not cost load of money (which it wont ) im sure she will be fine with it :)
 
Just listened to the radio shout out - that was so great, god the foals famous even before he/she's stepped foot on the ground! Amazing :)

C'mon TB i'm routing for you girly, pop baby out now :)!!

Xx
 
I like the idea of tessy being more famous than valegro! She could do supermarket openings with miniT and earn lots of dosh - as long as she didn't eat the green grocery counter. Then she could be an x factor judge and go on big brother. The only way is tessy... Sorry, getting a bit over- excited now and really should get some work done
 
I like the idea of tessy being more famous than valegro! She could do supermarket openings with miniT and earn lots of dosh - as long as she didn't eat the green grocery counter. Then she could be an x factor judge and go on big brother. The only way is tessy... Sorry, getting a bit over- excited now and really should get some work done

The bigger idea the better. I remember Chris Evans, our new mentor/sponsor, started car fest as he had given up bread for lent and within days he had one on the go and then did car fest north too :D

Just goes to show what can be done with drive and enthusiasm. As Mr Evans is now involved whether he likes it or not, we can use his connections.;)
 
Cannot believe this thread isn't featured in H&H proper.

They could do a whole article on BOGOF ponies with TB as the star (minus the pony porn piccies :D)

Calendar is a brilliant idea and will have to listen to Radio 2 later when I am out of the office.
 
You know what is the best thing about this thread? You can read the whole thing, and there are no nasty comments and no bitchy reflections on horse care, and it's all just a little bit silly!! Brilliant!!! :)
 
Another serial lurker, lurching out of the woodwork, been following since day one, refreshing page hourly and would just like to say what a wonderful owner you sound and extremely level headed, good on you and lucky pony you have :-)

On the foaling front, I am super far away from an expert, the only experience I have it my own mare having 1 foal 3 years ago, and she had me singing a merry dance for a week or more, waxing up, wrestless, pawing the ground, then as soon as I got her in and kept an eye on her no waxing, no pawing the ground, no wrestlesness.

I decided as it was a lovely warm evening to leave her out overnight, which was her usual routine, that very night despite having no wax, she foaled. I was keeping a close eye from nearby but didn't go anywhere near her or the field.

A possibility that if your mare has foaled before, she's always done it outside and is not comfortable foaling inside ? just a suggestion and sorry if it's already been said, don't want to come and butt in on all the great advice you have been receiving.

Good luck :-)
 
The bigger idea the better. I remember Chris Evans, our new mentor/sponsor, started car fest as he had given up bread for lent and within days he had one on the go and then did car fest north too :D

Just goes to show what can be done with drive and enthusiasm. As Mr Evans is now involved whether he likes it or not, we can use his connections.;)

I am sure Chris Evans will be delighted to have been enrolled in the TessyBear saga.:) Not that I know him.:confused: Whoever sent the message in today perhaps they could send him another 'encouraging' him to check out this thread.;)
 
Guilty as charged :D

See how much I can pester him until they take a restraining order out........

I'd love the mystery guest tomorrow who he has 3 minutes to give an informative and if it calls for it humorous interview to be Tessybear (or rather Abbie might get a bit more out of Abbie ;))

I get a feeling it's going to be Tracey Ullman though !

Can you tell I listen every day ;)
 
I have a weird request Abbie. When Tessy FINALLY has her foal can you call the thread County Data or something like that. I had to try to explain to my boss why I had an internet tab called Tessybear BOGOF............ on my computer at work. Luckily he was fine about it, his comment was 'as long as you get the work done'
 
Guilty as charged :D

See how much I can pester him until they take a restraining order out........

I'd love the mystery guest tomorrow who he has 3 minutes to give an informative and if it calls for it humorous interview to be Tessybear (or rather Abbie might get a bit more out of Abbie ;))

I get a feeling it's going to be Tracey Ullman though !

Can you tell I listen every day ;)

Carefreegirl, it's our age I listen everyday too, glad I'm not the only sad one lol.

If you need a fellow stalker let me know. The Friday One Show would be good me thinks !;)
 
With all those unread pages i was sure foal was going to arrive... not that i care :p

The radio shout out was brilliant, Tessy and Mini T have found fame! International superstars in the making :D

If you do make the calendar, i'll be your first order; love the idea!

Future owner of Mini T is going to be one lucky person, shame you cant keep him/her yourself but im sure you'll find a perfect owner :)

Now come on Tessy, it's like the whole world is waiting for you to push!
 
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