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Whoever you are madam, I am talking about the plebeian - (and YES I do know what it means and use the word freely and in context) - who thinks that people only ever put on weight because they eat too much- I don't know WHAT ill has befallen you to make you feel so inadequate that you have to try to bring others down, but I only hope that you find the pills you seem so keen to swallow by the mouthful, to make you feel human again; because being human enough to ride should be a major incentive!" Suzanne Wild, Designer & MD Fuller Fillies Limited.
What about bands?
Gastric bands
reckon they do work too, although no pun intended i actually did mean STRIPES and not strips - personally from being a size 14/16 myself I can confirm that stripping does not make me appear slimmer![]()
I agree it's quite ridiculous as few horses can take an 18" saddle let alone one bigger than that.
Lol. Polly..did you really mean stripping![]()
Lol. Polly..did you really mean stripping![]()
lorac_uk; Whoever you are madam said:I completely agree with you Lorac_uk. Not everyone who is a bit on the large side eats too much. Some of them are big boned. Some of their belly bones are *****ng enormous.
I must congratulate you on your fantastic public relations campaign. Phase 1 seems to be going well so far![]()
There is an interesting body stocking pic on the FF FB Photo page which may help with clarifying Polly's interesting approach to slimming![]()
Is it wrong that everytime I see 'ff' wrote, I think of it as meaning something else? The first word is a derogatory term for being overweight, the second is a swear word.
oh-la, missed that one - shall endeavour with my normal approach to attempting to shift the pounds though ta, 'tis motivation and less office work that is required ... although if somebody made me ride in one of those I would either a) give up in which case the boy wins or b) lose a huge amount of weight to make it look good, so maybe it is the answer for me afterall![]()
Couldn't find the all in one slimming body suit but I am reassured to read on their FB page that 'Bums Tums and Boobs we've got them covered'. That's a relief![]()
It was actually a naked suit for a fancy dress competition.
It was actually a naked suit for a fancy dress competition.
It was actually a naked suit for a fancy dress competition.
hmm, there's a local fancy dress SJ coming up in a few weeks ... what the hell, why bother paying for the hire of a suit![]()
Urgh, smokey please, I've just had supper, & now have a horrid image of the little Britain sketch with the huge naked woman at a health spa/country club riding a horse. I'm mentally scarred for life!
Does seem like an unnecessary expense when you've already got a perfectly good one FOC. Still not found the naked suit and got sidetracked by the pictures of cakesI think I need a snack.
The name went right out of my head! 'call me bubbles darling, I'm your new area rep for ff, now where's my 22" saddle?'
Here you go
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Here you go
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padding is all models own I think.