Cheeky/ridiculous posts you see on Facebook.

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

Jesus Christ, I knew some lines can be close but that breeding is insane! No wonder they ended up with DSLD and significant arthritis if the size of those fetlocks is anything to go by.
Kicking the walls.. I wonder how long it took them to come up with that heap of sh!te

 

[Miss_Millie]

I remember seeing a Welsh D for sale in the UK with similarly incestuous breeding a couple of years ago, and the mare also had what looked like DLSD in the hinds. Being sold by the dodgiest dealer in the area of course!

 

[Gloi]

There looks to be a real horror of a woman in this thread. Hopefully the horse will be reunited with owner soon.

Horse for loan/share/wanted/selling- Uk | Who owns this horse | Facebook

Who owns this horse ? You’ve loaned it to someone called Lucy mcafferty / Yeates or whatever she has called herself. It’s been abandoned on a livery yard as she hasn’t paid her bills again. About the...

www.facebook.com

 

[4Hoofed]

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Breeding is pretty interesting too

That’s a lot. I’ve got two rare breeds. So things can be a little close when looking in pedigrees but I cannot fathom why if you have the gene pool you would not use it. ((Also I have been lectured(mainly by Americans it seems) on the benefits of such breeding and I’ll never agree with it ))

The more I look at that poor mare the more I feel sorry for her. I hope the thread is going along the same lines as we are?

 

[shortstuff99]

There looks to be a real horror of a woman in this thread. Hopefully the horse will be reunited with owner soon.

Horse for loan/share/wanted/selling- Uk | Who owns this horse | Facebook

Who owns this horse ? You’ve loaned it to someone called Lucy mcafferty / Yeates or whatever she has called herself. It’s been abandoned on a livery yard as she hasn’t paid her bills again. About the...

www.facebook.com

The owner is on that thread and is picking the horse up. They have also set up a go fund me.

 

[FinnishLapphund]

Not a FB ad but a job ad posted by PETA.

"13) Do you live with any companion animals? If so, what species are they? Are they neutered/spayed?" - and that affects my analytical skills, how...?

I haven't had an aquarium for many years, and never owned spiders, but hypothetically, what if I had a bunch of guppies, or some tarantulas, would I need to have them castrated/spayed to come into consideration for being allowed to work for PETA?

 

[little_critter]

I haven't had an aquarium for many years, and never owned spiders, but hypothetically, what if I had a bunch of guppies, or some tarantulas, would I need to have them castrated/spayed to come into consideration for being allowed to work for PETA?

I wasn’t sure what the ‘right’ answer was there; yes they are spayed (so no more pets being bred) or no they aren’t ( because the operation might be seen by PETA as cruel)

 

[conniegirl]

I wasn’t sure what the ‘right’ answer was there; yes they are spayed (so no more pets being bred) or no they aren’t ( because the operation might be seen by PETA as cruel)

The right answer is probably No i dont own pets. Since PETA think that owning pets is evil

 

[ester]

what CG said!

 

[rextherobber]

Meet xxxx, a stunning 16.2hh rising 4-year-old Warmblood mare with endless potential. Broken this year, Millie is already demonstrating impressive skills, working in an outline and confidently jumping a small course, fillers, trays and basic XC fences (ditches, logs, water).​

She's 3 years 8 months, and she's doing all that - what happened to backing them ( if ready ) then turning them away to mature?

 

[stangs]

Meet xxxx, a stunning 16.2hh rising 4-year-old Warmblood mare with endless potential. Broken this year, Millie is already demonstrating impressive skills, working in an outline and confidently jumping a small course, fillers, trays and basic XC fences (ditches, logs, water).​

She's 3 years 8 months, and she's doing all that - what happened to backing them ( if ready ) then turning them away to mature?

To be fair, the ad translates to: went XC schooling once to go over a ditch so we could say she's confident with them, popped 3 small fences in our arena one afternoon, and works into an outline long enough for us to film a 2 minute sales video of her.

Agree that it's not what I'd be doing with a rising 4 year but it doesn't mean she's been run into the ground.

 

[Cobxfan55]

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For sale as a brood mare!

That back end leg does not look good at all Does it say anything about the information about the horse on the Facebook page she looks really beautiful but I really hope she does find a loving person to sort out the leg problem

 

[nutjob]

Does it say anything about the information about the horse on the Facebook page she looks really beautiful but I really hope she does find a loving person to sort out the leg problem

Sadly that leg problem which is undoubtedly DSLD/ESPA will not be able to be sorted out. It's the result of a genetic defect and there is no treatment. I would guess she's in a significant amount of pain already and as the disease is progressive other legs / soft tissues can suffer the same fate. A caring owner would euthanise.

 

[Cobxfan55]

Sadly that leg problem which is undoubtedly DSLD/ESPA will not be able to be sorted out. It's the result of a genetic defect and there is no treatment. I would guess she's in a significant amount of pain already and as the disease is progressive other legs / soft tissues can suffer the same fate. A caring owner would euthanise.

Thanks I understand that now

 

[Ceifer]

I have a smart 16.3 5 y/o who unfortunately sustained an injury in his facet joints from a freak accident a year ago. It took quite a while to find out exactly what was wrong as he didn’t show any signs of pain for a number of months. Long story short is that I’m looking to see if there is a market for anyone interested in buying a lovely horse for a fraction of what he’s worth due to his injury. I have been told by vets/physios etc… that he should be able to hack and lightly school, poles and maybe in the future with the correct strengthening and medication jump and do a bit more. I’m hesitant to sell him as I don’t want him ending up in the wrong hands and being sold on as he’s a sweet chap but equally I can’t afford to keep him when it’s just a long road of rehab and a certainty that he won’t be able to do the job I bought him for. He’s sound and has never been lame, even with his injury he’s only shows signs of discomfort when cantering by changing behind/bucking. He’s obviously a young horse not in much work so no novices, but that being said he is generally easy to do and when he was being ridden wasn’t fazed but days off and getting straight back on.

Very happy to go into detail with anyone who could be interested, thank you

couple of contradictory statements there. Doesn’t want to sell him in case it ends up in the wrong home but then also wants to sell him cheaply to right home as they can’t afford to keep him to do the rehab.
‘Sound’ but obviously in some discomfort as bucks/changes behind.

Just retire it or PTS if you don’t want to do the rehab.

 

[ester]

That can be summarised as I want to ride more than I want this horse, he’ll be lucky if he gets a soft landing if sold though.

 

[9tails]

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Breeding is pretty interesting too

I read that name as Double Fire Dump at first. Quite apt. That mare isn't just purebred, she's massively inbred and dropped fetlocks will become a mark of future Arabians if somebody carries on that line.

 

[Pinkvboots]

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Breeding is pretty interesting too

They line breed Arab's alot now especially in the US and its happening here as well

 

[4Hoofed]

Elderly shetlands. Not looking for livery looking for a private yard to take care of ponies who've had lami in the past, will pay for feed and bedding, but basically want full livery without having to pay for it for their elderly companions. I really can't understand what the benefit for the new carer is meant to be? I wish people would take care of their own OAPs. Sure this ad says they want to visit and are at least expecting to contribute but yeah, like pay for full livery and be done with it. Or maybe I'm just a cynic. The first comment is to consider PTS which is getting some back lash but I sorta agree. Either pay for livery or ensure a peaceful passing for OAP Ponies. I know that's what I want when I'm an OAP.

 

[cauda equina]

I have a smart 16.3 5 y/o who unfortunately sustained an injury in his facet joints from a freak accident a year ago. It took quite a while to find out exactly what was wrong as he didn’t show any signs of pain for a number of months. Long story short is that I’m looking to see if there is a market for anyone interested in buying a lovely horse for a fraction of what he’s worth due to his injury. I have been told by vets/physios etc… that he should be able to hack and lightly school, poles and maybe in the future with the correct strengthening and medication jump and do a bit more. I’m hesitant to sell him as I don’t want him ending up in the wrong hands and being sold on as he’s a sweet chap but equally I can’t afford to keep him when it’s just a long road of rehab and a certainty that he won’t be able to do the job I bought him for. He’s sound and has never been lame, even with his injury he’s only shows signs of discomfort when cantering by changing behind/bucking. He’s obviously a young horse not in much work so no novices, but that being said he is generally easy to do and when he was being ridden wasn’t fazed but days off and getting straight back on.

Very happy to go into detail with anyone who could be interested, thank you

couple of contradictory statements there. Doesn’t want to sell him in case it ends up in the wrong home but then also wants to sell him cheaply to right home as they can’t afford to keep him to do the rehab.
‘Sound’ but obviously in some discomfort as bucks/changes behind.

Just retire it or PTS if you don’t want to do the rehab.

It really pisses me off when people say this
Presumably he is only worth a fraction of what he was worth before his injury

 

[Glitter is Fun]

You get used to "lost land" or "not got the time to do him justice" but this is a new one on me..

12.2 stallion. Drives.
Only selling due to having too much stuff.

 

[HopOnTrot]

H&H put up a post about people illegally buying Omeprazole online.

One person ranting about how it costs £2k a month in the UK, no it doesn’t. My vet charges £22 a syringe, I work that out at about £600 for a full size horse.

They can buy ibuprofen and paracetamol cheaply because of the NHS and it’s private industry causing the price hike

 

[HorseMaid]

A friend of mine has treated her horse twice with the omeprazole stuff from Abler in the past, if I remember correctly it was about £80 a pop (and was successful, the mare had had them previously so we knew the signs, and she hasn't had a recurrence for years). In a cost of living crisis where a lot of people are struggling I don't have an issue with people sourcing it from abroad as long as it means the animal gets treated.

 

[ester]

H&H put up a post about people illegally buying Omeprazole online.

One person ranting about how it costs £2k a month in the UK, no it doesn’t. My vet charges £22 a syringe, I work that out at about £600 for a full size horse.

They can buy ibuprofen and paracetamol cheaply because of the NHS and it’s private industry causing the price hike

the comments on their post are fabulous, it is clear that most have no idea how/why drug licencing is even a thing, why vets have to prescribe what they do etc etc.

 

[southerncomfort]

From an anonymous poster

Anything about for 3 figures/lwvtb
Heavier the better

 

[Widgeon]

Heavier the better

I'm going to guess they mean "weight carrying" rather than simply, sell me the fattest horse known in this county. Although for three figures the latter is probably more realistic.

ETA If this was someone buying for the meatman I suspect they'd be a bit more subtle

 

[southerncomfort]

I'm going to guess they mean "weight carrying" rather than simply, sell me the fattest horse known in this county. Although for three figures the latter is probably more realistic.

ETA If this was someone buying for the meatman I suspect they'd be a bit more subtle

I didn't think it was the meat man.

I thought it was a cheeky beggar wanting to pay peanuts for a weight carrier for a heavy rider.

 

[Widgeon]

I didn't think it was the meat man.

I thought it was a cheeky beggar wanting to pay peanuts for a weight carrier for a heavy rider.

Ah I see - yes agreed, although I also found the wording very funny

Three figures though, what planet are they living on

 

[KatieDM]

For non ridden part loan due to an upcoming surgery-

XXXXX is looking for a part loaner to help with stable duties, bringing in or turning out, grooming and lots of cuddles! Someone who will love her like i do.

XXXXX is a 3 year old, 14hh Dartmoor Pony.

1/2 days a week and flexible on days as i am off work.

Small financial contribution required.

One I just randomly saw on Facebook in a group that appeared on my feed… (Not my area and have cut name and area out.)

 

[SaddlePsych'D]

One I just randomly saw on Facebook in a group that appeared on my feed… (Not my area and have cut name and area out.)

Ha! I just saw that one and was about to post