Oi!!

[Rosehip]

Starzaaaaaaaaannnnnnn! I need some of your druggies!
Having very nearly missed serious damage TWICE today - once at the HOOVES of a HORSE - I think I deserve morphine....or diazapan....or anything that makes me stop shaking and being scared!

Tell you what, PM me the FFs flaming number, and Ill call him - Introducing myself as the madlesbian of course - and tell him to go and lick your face...NOW...IMMEDIATELY.... and have a sausage off your poor mother!

Bum...I make NO sense!!!

Tempi changes...

 

[Trolt]

ready?


steady...



GO!!!

Incidently the names of my three loan HORSES

Now please text FFH and say you are bored and need company and invite him and FF over for some scrabble playing? I'm sure your mother could weild a sausage or two. Then no awkwardness as FFH is there to chat too.
FF will see how close to death you are, declare undying love (FFH will of course know how much FF adores you). FFH will leave, and FF will clasp you gently to his chest. You can then 'LIKIT' his face.
Tell them they must also bring pink marshmallows or you will die just to spite them.

 

[Rosehip]

Incidently the names of my three loan HORSES

Now please text FFH and say you are bored and need company and invite him and FF over for some scrabble playing? I'm sure your mother could weild a sausage or two. Then no awkwardness as FFH is there to chat too.
FF will see how close to death you are, declare undying love (FFH will of course know how much FF adores you). FFH will leave, and FF will clasp you gently to his chest. You can then 'LIKIT' his face.
Tell them they must also bring pink marshmallows or you will die just to spite them.

O.M.G!!!!! I lovelovelovelove this idea!!!!! You are clearly a genius!!!!! Starzaan, this is a sure fire winner!!!!!!!!

 

[D66]

As no-one else is ready I will start off by putting "haflinger" across the middle. that will score about 32.
I presume that we will be playing the Starzaan version where only horsey words may be used and any word with a double "f" scores an extra 50 points. Because there are so many potential players and it is difficult (50 points!) to pass the bag of tiles to each other you can use whatever letters you like- but of course there's only one "q".

 

[Lady La La]

In which case I will put the word "Chaff" vertically, using your 'F' digger...

 

[Trolt]

O.M.G!!!!! I lovelovelovelove this idea!!!!! You are clearly a genius!!!!! Starzaan, this is a sure fire winner!!!!!!!!

*bows* why thank you

I will take the g from haflinger and make garlic

 

[Lady La La]

I'll take the c from Garlic to make carrots but I'm a little gutted...

I was rather hoping for another horsey 'double f' word, but my brain has failed me YET again.

Could I have coffee? I drink it at the yard?

Edited to say... I'm taking this a little too seriously, aren't I

 

[Trolt]

Edit - Grrr just realised my FF word was already used earlier

That'll teach me not to look at everypost

*thinking HAT back on*

 

[jodie3]

SNAFFLE (for scrabble)

When you are released from BOX REST I think you should only be allowed out into a very small PADDOCK, probably with HOBBLES on to stop you breaking into a TROT.

You can play scrabble on-line.

 

[D66]

snaffle is ace! all I can think of is piffle, which is what my instructor said when I said I couldn't do sitting trot.
I bet you can't play starzaan scrabble online

 

[Starzaan]

Scrabble online ISN'T THE SAAAAMMMMEE. I require COMPANY and laughy laughs.
HARRUMPH.


Lady La La, this game has not already been played - in THIS game it's YOUR job to do the persuading, thus allowing me to return to my mountain of pillows and recline in my skimpy FF attracting nighty thing...

I don't know if I want to see FF now... a friend came over to bring me crabapple jelly earlier (he knows me FAR too well!) and actually flinched when he saw how rough I look, then proceeded to tell me EXACTLY how rough I look, and how I resemble something he'd scrape off a shovel...

OOOOOHHHHHH TRILEMMAAAAAAAA

Rosehip...careful.... I am at the stage of trying ANYTHING now... and of course you can have some of my druggies.... c'mere darlin! There's a harvest moon! It's SO BEAUTIFUL!

 

[Millyard Rejects]

starzaan--- send him a text you like him and want to have an incident in the barn with him, if he doesnt take you up on the offer then you can blame it on the drugs?
Or we contact his whole list of clients and request they help in our quest to snare ff for you or we steal all their chaff and schooling surfaces! i can get the loan of a JCB and a couple of wagons??




Jockey skull versus weird showjumping with holes in hat thing??

 

[Echo Bravo]

I'll take the H from haflinger straight down HALFWIT how many points is that. Stay in bed girl, let the bruising and odd colouring go down before you see him next. But to be honest if you say he already knows about us all.I'd say he's just not interested, apart from the fact he's most probable shoeing more horses thanks to you.

 

[Echo Bravo]

And bye the way you would have known if a truck load of Turkish men had landed on you

Stable manners

 

[HollyWoozle]

I'm going to take the T from HALFWIT and make TRANSITION.

Is it wrong that I'm 23 but spend my evenings wearing my new snow boots in the house, watching 'Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman' and eating sugar-free jelly?

*throws jelly at Starzaan*

Martingales, cool mix and... er... chaps.

 

[jodie3]

I am objecting to 'halfwit' - where is that in an EQUESTRIAN dictionary?


Starzaan - I certainly wouldn't want to upset you in your fragile state so please accept my apology. on-line scrabble is indeed not the same at all.

Perhaps you could bring out a special edition Starzaan scrabble? Might be a bit late for this Christmas though.

 

[Echo Bravo]

Hollywoozle you poor child. You should be packing your bags and horse and going to keep Starzaan company, it sounds like she can teach you an awful lot.

Did somebody say counter-canter, is that two legs same side???

 

[dibbin]

I take the 'A' in HALFWIT and make PIAFFE.

Haha, eat my double-effingness!

HollyWoozle, I'm 22 and spend my evenings in my house reading about conveyancing, wills, and personal injury actions. And I have no money and a broken horse and an OH who lives 70 miles away. This is my life. FML in the extreme.

But I'm better off than Starzaan, who has been unbelievably brave and marvellous throughout her illness, and should be given several medals, a large bar of Galaxy and her own TV programme.

 

[Echo Bravo]

HEHE!! How about backing up, do you have problems???

 

[Echo Bravo]

Dibben you realise you have just made your career on HHF good for you. But still nobody answers about the counter canter, is it both legs each side together

 

[HollyWoozle]

I take the 'A' in HALFWIT and make PIAFFE.

Haha, eat my double-effingness!

HollyWoozle, I'm 22 and spend my evenings in my house reading about conveyancing, wills, and personal injury actions. And I have no money and a broken horse and an OH who lives 70 miles away. This is my life. FML in the extreme.

But I'm better off than Starzaan, who has been unbelievably brave and marvellous throughout her illness, and should be given several medals, a large bar of Galaxy and her own TV programme.

Maybe we should run away together, sell our souls to raise some money and then buy one of these properties: http://www.foxgrant.com/Equestrian.htm

Then we could just sit around all evening, getting fat on chocolate and being madlesbiany whilst watching Nigella? Starzaan can come for sleepovers. We can play scrabble whilst wearing fluffy pyjamas and shovelling jelly tots into our mouths at an alarming rate. I have also been reminded of the sheer excellence of sherbet dib dabs.

I have no money either and the OH is away in Singapore... plus it's now bloody boring when he's here anyway. It seems that life is tough enough without all the crap Starzaan has to deal with, bless her cotton covered morags.

 

[Starzaan]

EB - please don't say depressing things like that. It made me squeak. In a bad way.


I like galaxy. I'm feeling very sorry for myself, get your fluffy pyjamas on and come and watch Nigella's morags in that blue top while she makes carrot cake. I may have skyplussed it just so that I can watch her whisking again and again and again...




And Holly, my morags are covered in LACE thank you very much. FF is back in the country... the serious morag restrainers are out once again....

just in case.

 

[Millyard Rejects]

. FF is back in the country...

Please tell me you arent stalking the airport waiting for him to arrive back?
But the nigella christmas food book is quite madlesbiany in the extreme!

roast potatoes in goose fat.. yum! wonder if i can cover the lovely vet in goos fat??....



EB- counter canter its just wrong!!!!

 

[Starzaan]

I am NOT staking out the airport... I merely have a good memory....

and absolutely nothing else to do with my time other than be all high and look rough ting.

 

[Echo Bravo]

Yer But!No but!! Millyard why do they make them counter canter in dressage, as mine wont do it in real life And Starzaan get a grip girl, just go to bed have a really good kip for along while and hopefully when you wake up, things will be back to normal

 

[dibbin]

Maybe we should run away together, sell our souls to raise some money and then buy one of these properties: http://www.foxgrant.com/Equestrian.htm

Then we could just sit around all evening, getting fat on chocolate and being madlesbiany whilst watching Nigella? Starzaan can come for sleepovers. We can play scrabble whilst wearing fluffy pyjamas and shovelling jelly tots into our mouths at an alarming rate. I have also been reminded of the sheer excellence of sherbet dib dabs.

Holly, you're a genius. I reckon our 2 perfectly squeaky clean souls would fetch a million each. Easily. How about you, EB? Up for some casual soul-selling?

OOH OOH OOH how about this pink one? http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/mark...tails-equestrian-property-for-sale_260630.htm

Room for lots of HORSES there!

 

[Millyard Rejects]

I am NOT staking out the airport... I merely have a good memory....

and absolutely nothing else to do with my time other than be all high and look rough ting.

If you had told us the date he was back in the country we could have organised a car for him??? trout in the boot that sort of thing?

Yer But!No but!! Millyard why do they make them counter canter in dressage, as mine wont do it in real life And Starzaan get a grip girl, just go to bed have a really good kip for along while and hopefully when you wake up, things will be back to normal

EB-counter canter isnt real...no.. its a thing made up by dressage riders when they realise they got the wrong lead and pretend they dont!! you never see it get taught in riding schools do you?? mmm? never see tony mccoy at end of a race saying " well he was in counter gallop at the top of the hill and i knew i was going to win"

starzaan- chill,take the druggies the doc prescribed,get back into bed and rest! FF will have got the vibes from you- if not the millions of emails and texts currently been sent to all of his clients-and no I have no idea about the breakin at his house and his work diary been pinched!

 

[Starzaan]

He even has lovely writing


**SOB!!**


I think I will go back to bed... I do feel rather dreadful.... I apologise for being utterly rubbish this evening my little squishies. I think I need a cuddle and a kick up the arse.

 

[HollyWoozle]

he even has lovely writing


**sob!!**


i think i will go back to bed... I do feel rather dreadful.... I apologise for being utterly rubbish this evening my little squishies. I think i need a cuddle and a kick up the arse.

shotgun starzaan cuddling.

Also, that pink house is totally redonkulous! We do need plenty of room for all the HHOers and we mustn't forget jenhunt who often misses out on the fun. We could have a whole herd of sexy horses and we could just eat Nigella recipes all day everyday.

Also, Starzaan, maybe your 'morag restrainers' could also be likened to BREAST PLATES.

 

[dibbin]

But but but can't we all do Starzaan cuddling? I'm sure we could all squish in together ... budge up, Holly ...