Oi!!

Echo Bravo said:
For that price you could buy 2 decent horses at the moment:(:(:(
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I know! !:mad:
but he was lush...bay with long flowing mane and tail...if hed been real Id have pulled and trimmed it but looked good on him!
everytime we went in the shop we all touched his neck or his muzzle! went in today puffft! gone!!
so asked lady behind counter where he was thinking moved him for christmas stuff...she said he was sold..woudnt tell me where so couldnt check if they were right sort of people to own a rocking horse:rolleyes:
 
Echo Bravo said:
For that price you could buy 2 decent horses at the moment:(:(:(
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Echo Bravo said:
Hope the lucky kiddy knows what he's got for Xmas.
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:eek::eek::eek: I would die if I thought a child was getting that!!! its not a toy shop sort of thing more of a " got more money than sense " kind of thing
the shop sells all kinds of antiques and I want to say nik naks but its more expensive than that?? cheapest thing in their is probably the doormat??:D

uness you suprised me and bought it for me?? ;)
 
dibbin said:
If I could "Like" that, I would. In fact I will.

I LIKE IT.

Suitably equestrian for this thread, I think.
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Totally!!:)

Maybe we could get starzaan one? then she coud be wafting her morags in front of ff and not be on a real horse risking serious injury if she fell off with all the drugs?
we could just scatter cushions around the rocking horse in case she did fall off then its soft landings and also comfy spot for getting ffs attention??:rolleyes:
 
Millyard Rejects said:
Totally!!:)

Maybe we could get starzaan one? then she coud be wafting her morags in front of ff and not be on a real horse risking serious injury if she fell off with all the drugs?
we could just scatter cushions around the rocking horse in case she did fall off then its soft landings and also comfy spot for getting ffs attention??:rolleyes:
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Yup, she could pose on it and be all gorgeous and stuff, we'll get inflatable mattresses. And she can hook her drip bag over one of its ears ...
 
jodie3 said:
Would we need to take the straitjacket off first do you think?
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not sure on that one??....if we leave it on it becomes a health and safety risk? and advocating said H&S risk could get the thread pulled? ;)
But if we took it off...who knows what might happen.. an unstable pair of morags and a drug controlled starzaan could be an even bigger risk??:eek:
maybe we should vote?
 
Echo Bravo said:
Yep!! But my OH home tomorrow night from Denmark so finishing of the bottle of wine:D:D:D:D:D
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Mine is home from Singapore on Thursday... I have finished off the bottle of martini.

Also, I approve of Starzaan + rocking horse!

Like this?

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ETA: FLYING CHANGE.
 
We could always replace the straitjacket with a BODY PROTECTOR (specially designed for HORSE RIDING), that would restrain the morags and comply with the Health And Safety For Drugged Up Equestrianists Regulations. Yup.
 
Hollywoozle - that could be the perfect outfit for her! Could we substitute Roy for the rocking HORSE when she is feeling better?

(I am a liitle worried about some of the er alternative sites fellow HHOs appear to spend too much time on though)

Dibbin - an excellent reply as always!

(Although of course we would recommend she was wearing a correctly fitted approved riding hat at all times whilst mounted on the horse)
 
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Sadly my body protector is probably rather more raunchy than that fine corset.... every time I go over a fence my morags burst out of it and flap around with wild abandon...


I am still very much in the tweed coat, knickers, wellies (two sizes too big for optimum skinnylegness) and morag tassles camp.... You'll have to do some more persuading.

I also think FF might cry and vomit if he saw my arms and legs right now... they are all covered in druggie bruises and I look like I've bumped down the idiot tree. Hitting every tiny little twigletina on the way down....

ETA - my hair would get all flat if I was wearing a hat... sod health and safety. I'll NEVER seduce my farrier if I start worrying about health and safety!
 
Starzaan said:
Nope. HATE olive oil. It tastes like OLIVES.
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I'm assuming then you wouldn't like a bowl full of Hot roasted (homegrown) sweet potatoes, carrots and parsnips, roasted with honey, wholegrain mustard and OLIVE OIL?

dibbin said:
I have an image of a BP with built in morag tassels ...ROFL.
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I quite agree, though I had it in Black and Red....

half pass left, half pass right, piaffe piaffe halt, salute and leave the arena at free walk on a long rein

I swear you lot are only on here when I'm not... I think you're all trying to ignore me!!.....











Well you Can't....














So There!




ETA :D:D:D hope you're feeling a bit better Starzaan
 
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Millyard Rejects said:
thats not food!!! thats bunny fodder!!!
go eat a steak pie and stop been daft!!



ouch...that cavaletti was too high!!
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I set myself a weight target for Christmas (it's not a daft target) but my weight is staying the same to within 1/4 of a pound! Even though I have been eating far less, exercising more etc. I have lost weight many times before but this time, I think my scales are teasing me...


Mmm, pie.

EXTENDED TROT.
 
It'll all catch up with you!

My friend (who had loads to loose and has lost 3stone already!) came for a walk with us one weekend, did about 8 miles and had been really good food wise all week but put on 3 pounds... the following week she lost 6 pounds!

Oats, barley and sugarbeet ought to do the trick! :D
 
HollyWoozle said:
I set myself a weight target for Christmas (it's not a daft target) but my weight is staying the same to within 1/4 of a pound! Even though I have been eating far less, exercising more etc. I have lost weight many times before but this time, I think my scales are teasing me...


Mmm, pie.

EXTENDED TROT.
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scales are rubbish...well mine are but they went haywire after I weighed the shetland for her wormer!!:eek:
They now say the kitten weighs a hundred million stones! :eek: she doesnt really shes about 50 million:D;)


RIDING SCHOOL OF VIENNA
 
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