Ludi-doodi
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I drink red wine, not that White c*^p
woah that there is fightin talk! (not sure why the comedy pirate accent tho)
I drink red wine, not that White c*^p
That's it. I can't take any more. I have put the pony on starvation and filled him with propell plus, bought the anky pad to keep in with the dressage lot and avoided bling to keep the eventers happy but despite my best efforts I cannot drink all this wine! I fear I may never be a true HHO-er
I drink red wine, not that White c*^p
Don't worry emmyc while they all squabble over the white we can drink the proper stuff
That's it. I can't take any more. I have put the pony on starvation and filled him with propell plus, bought the anky pad to keep in with the dressage lot and avoided bling to keep the eventers happy but despite my best efforts I cannot drink all this wine! I fear I may never be a true HHO-er
You are just not trying hard enough. Seriously, some people . . .
Erm - I've seen you give it your best shot and a good training session it was too - even if it did end in a heap on the floor, but I think that was KatB's fault With a bit more practice......
I need to lend you my book - there is no natural talent for drinking wine (shame as it is one thing I am truely good at) but you can become an expert with practice. Something like 10 years is needed - which probably means I am a wine genius
Sod all that, buy 30 cans of coke at Tesco and get 5p per litre off your fuel! Win win as far as I can see!!
You see that is why i come on HHO, its good to get support and encouragement in my endeavors, kick up the backside accepted and thanks for pointing out i have already made good progress in the wine consumption area. clearly all i need is a good instructor or two and i will be clearing the shelves of cut price quality white in no time who knows, maybe with a really good instructor i could progress onto red.....
Well in fairness, you've picked a couple of good instructors there But I take issue with your targets, that's the trouble with people like you, always trying to progress too fast. You need to spend at least a season at white wine, and be getting scores of 7 or 8 units a day consistently, and it should feel really easy, before you even THiNK of progressing to red I dunno, you'll be aspiring to Margaritas next - if you are serious about your drinking career perhaps you should consider investing in a schoolmaster to drink alongside?
Well in fairness, you've picked a couple of good instructors there But I take issue with your targets, that's the trouble with people like you, always trying to progress too fast. You need to spend at least a season at white wine, and be getting scores of 7 or 8 units a day consistently, and it should feel really easy, before you even THiNK of progressing to red I dunno, you'll be aspiring to Margaritas next - if you are serious about your drinking career perhaps you should consider investing in a schoolmaster to drink alongside?
It's always the same isn't it TD, they hit the minimum qualification requirements and think they're ready to progress up through the grades....
I'm very pleased to see you've taken the HHO CC so well though, FGP. Many would have had a rant then flounced off in a huff by now
I can highly recommend Bardolino from Tescos as a red to get you started, nothing overly bold or technical...
Be wary picking your Schoolmaster, some of them are just too advanced for the average joe and try to start you off on a whopping great G(&T as an afterthought!)