Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
You're still not going to make it into the top 5 you know.
We was robbed.
S
You're still not going to make it into the top 5 you know.
Remind me again - why do people want to own cobs?
S
I depends on what you think a "Proper competition" is personally I think Route De Poisson is more of a competion, true horse power isn't all about jumping coloured polls and pretty horse dancing in bling, Ride a real horse ride a draught.how many cobs do you see doing "proper" affiliated competition? Im not talking low level dressage, I mean PROPER competition. Advanced eventing, grade a show jumpers, advanced dressage? No hairy cobs there! Theyre usefull to riding schools and for novices and for pulling carts. Not really youre sporty type of horse They have their place and its not being owned by me.
those of you offended by the send them to france and eat them post surely you can see thats a joke, if not, you take this too seriously!
I depends on what you think a "Proper competition" is personally I think Route De Poisson is more of a competion, true horse power isn't all about jumping coloured polls and pretty horse dancing in bling, Ride a real horse ride a draught.
I do need a theme for the showman class
With that song 'What's that coming over the hill' song for music....
[Nb....Tongue in cheek before I flamed lmao. I adore this horse and think the world of him ]
Originally Posted by glitterfuzz
how many cobs do you see doing "proper" affiliated competition? Im not talking low level dressage, I mean PROPER competition. Advanced eventing, grade a show jumpers, advanced dressage? No hairy cobs there! Theyre usefull to riding schools and for novices and for pulling carts. Not really youre sporty type of horse They have their place and its not being owned by me.
those of you offended by the send them to france and eat them post surely you can see thats a joke, if not, you take this too seriously!
Someone is obviously bored again!
I have a cob because Im a novice rider and have only just learnt to trot, so a cob is appropriate!
See .
I will never understand it.
They are fat, lazy, hairier than Bigfoot, and usually bad tempered.
Their paces are so stilted, that they look as though they've had their legs tied together, which gives the rider a nasty jolty ride.
I suppose I can understand riding schools having them, for the scaredy novices, but once you can rise to the trot, surely you'd buy a decent blood horse, or at least a Warmblood?
Your thoughts?
S
I don't like people mentioning heavy horses in my anti-cob threads, thank you.
For some reason it makes me look over my shoulder
Someone is obviously bored again!
I have a cob because Im a novice rider and have only just learnt to trot, so a cob is appropriate!
See .
how many cobs do you see doing "proper" affiliated competition? Im not talking low level dressage, I mean PROPER competition. Advanced eventing, grade a show jumpers, advanced dressage? No hairy cobs there! Theyre usefull to riding schools and for novices and for pulling carts. Not really youre sporty type of horse They have their place and its not being owned by me.
those of you offended by the send them to france and eat them post surely you can see thats a joke, if not, you take this too seriously!
A joke is meant to be funny. Not vicious and cruel.
Why do people care about this so much?
Feel sorry for them if you must, but why get offended?
I will never understand it.
They are fat, lazy, hairier than Bigfoot, and usually bad tempered.
Their paces are so stilted, that they look as though they've had their legs tied together, which gives the rider a nasty jolty ride.
I suppose I can understand riding schools having them, for the scaredy novices, but once you can rise to the trot, surely you'd buy a decent blood horse, or at least a Warmblood?
Your thoughts?
S
Rosie, I think you'll find that Shil's tongue was SO firmly in her cheek (back in about 1997 when this thread started) that she won't be able to use one of these: without first undergoing surgery...
Actually, I would suggest that it is so firmly in cheek that she probably has it so far back down the throat that she could lick her bottom if she wished to
I think I will send her Stinky and Farra as punishment for a weekend.
Actually, I would suggest that it is so firmly in cheek that she probably has it so far back down the throat that she could lick her bottom if she wished to
I think I will send her Stinky and Farra as punishment for a weekend.