Spudlet
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Yes, but do icicles kill the undead? As I think that's what this thread is, it keeps returning from the cyber-grave...
Why do people want to own cobs?
- Thread starter Shilasdair
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Yes, but do icicles kill the undead? As I think that's what this thread is, it keeps returning from the cyber-grave...
brighteyes
Pooh-Bah
Yeah and if you do get on them and your hips don't dislocate, then all your fillings fall out with the jolting once it sets off (after the person running in front, shaking the bucket of pony nuts).
guido16
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Another good point Brighteyes, think of the dental surgery that cob owners are costing the NHS..
comet&joe
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lmao u make me laugh, ur obv one of those stuck up riders who think a cob is ugly fat and smelly. They are the most AMAZING breeds ever. Ive ridden alot of different breeds in my life and ive never ridden a more amazing horse than a cob. FACT
now thats something for you
now thats something for you
guido16
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Yup, I`m really stuck up. You would not beleave how stuck up.
I make my horses turn away if we see a cob, just incase they get upset. Its for their own safety really
I make my horses turn away if we see a cob, just incase they get upset. Its for their own safety really
Rose Folly
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Last 6 horses/ponies have been Welsh, Conermara x TB, pinto, TB, hunter, TB, cob. All lovely horses, each excellent of its kind, but the cob has it all. Honest, matter-of-fact, no histrionics, bold, clever, economical to keep, healthy, lovely to handle, goes all day, after the warmbloods have had hysterics and the TBs haven't coped with the going. And when you ride a cob, you ride a bit of English history, not some high maintenance import. The ancestors of our cobs were probably at Agincourt! Up the 'hairies' - and my current one has a finer coat than our TB. Get a life, get a cob!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
lmao u make me laugh, ur obv one of those stuck up riders who think a cob is ugly fat and smelly. They are the most AMAZING breeds ever. Ive ridden alot of different breeds in my life and ive never ridden a more amazing horse than a cob. FACT
now thats something for you
Are you talking about Welsh D's? As technically they are the only breed that's called a cob (well maybe C's if you are stretching it 'pony of cob type' isn't it?).
This thread's anti cob sentiments are not directed at Welsh D's - in fact we approve of them.
And I must indeed be the Uber-troll with my post count, yet no bannings!
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
guido16 and shilasdair ... can I suggest you deal with your issues about not being able to prise your legs apart, *elsewhere*? I feel your pain, and sense your lack of fulfillment, but this is neither the time nor the place ...
So - are you saying cobs are for slappers?
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skewbald_again
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So - are you saying cobs are for slappers?
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au contraire, my dear, I'm saying all this anti cob prejudice has its roots in a hysterical fear of having anything of a decent size between ones legs.
Cobs are for the grounded and confident, rounded woman in touch with her earth mother muse.
Anti cob sentiment is in denial about its femininity.
A respected Scottish Psychiatrist has said of Cob Envy (as it is more properly known) :
This is a virus that has been sweeping through our culture and causing great harm. We need to help people understand that success, lovability, power and control does not depend on what body shape or size you are - it depends on other qualities you have; other attributes you possess.*
We pity you, and we're here for you, but try not to lash out. Realising you have a problem is half way to solving it
*Actually he was talking about Size 0 but it all amounts to the same thing.
RoscoeBlue
Active Member
I have 2 cobs...
Cob 1 - SJ, WH, XC - talented, barmy, fast, broncs, bucks, likes to jump 5 bar gates....
Cob 2 - Dressage, SJ, XC - beat 124 warmblood types at a dressage finals. Won nearly every dressage comp he been too, mostly gets over 70%, never had less than 66%, keeps up an ex racehorse on the beach
What more can I say?
Oh yeah, not only are they not lazy, unlike your skinny, weedy, scrawny foreign bred horses, they actually have a brain between there ears so that they realise that not every single thing in life is going to eat them. So, while you warmblood owners prance about, trying not to get hit by a car because your horse saw a leaf, or failing to actually make it down the centre line in a dressage test, look for me - i'm the one on the hairy cob in 1st place
Cob 1 - SJ, WH, XC - talented, barmy, fast, broncs, bucks, likes to jump 5 bar gates....
Cob 2 - Dressage, SJ, XC - beat 124 warmblood types at a dressage finals. Won nearly every dressage comp he been too, mostly gets over 70%, never had less than 66%, keeps up an ex racehorse on the beach
What more can I say?
Oh yeah, not only are they not lazy, unlike your skinny, weedy, scrawny foreign bred horses, they actually have a brain between there ears so that they realise that not every single thing in life is going to eat them. So, while you warmblood owners prance about, trying not to get hit by a car because your horse saw a leaf, or failing to actually make it down the centre line in a dressage test, look for me - i'm the one on the hairy cob in 1st place
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
NURSE!
I think this thread is in cardiac arrest.
Anyone know CPR?
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I think this thread is in cardiac arrest.
Anyone know CPR?
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benson21
Well-Known Member
This just proves to me that there is an afterlife!!! I thought this post was dead and buried!!!
*hic*
village idiot :D
Which one?NURSE!
I think this thread is in cardiac arrest.
Anyone know CPR?
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Cob Phobics Revival.
Obviously
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Obviously
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Magicmillbrook
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Cob, Cob, Cob, Cob, Cob, Cob, Cob, Cob................................
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immoralorchid
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DH1
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warmblood,Warmblood, Warmblood, Warmblood,Warmblood
Rache
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How on earth did you come up with all those CPR's?
Magicmillbrook
Well-Known Member
oooh I love the look of the horse over there>>>>>>
The competition cob, my kind of hoss
The competition cob, my kind of hoss
*hic*
village idiot :D
brighteyes
Pooh-Bah
Here in Lancashire (where it's at and happening) if something is peculiar, odd, strange or just downright not as it ought to be, we say,"it's reet cob, and no mistake."
Groom42
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Oh, Admin/TFC........... pleeeeease give Shils "Top Post" - she's tried soooooo hard
courage_uk
Well-Known Member
I love Cobs, bigger, stronger and hairy'er the better, just like my men really hahaha
hahaha
Berpisc
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Here in Lancashire (where it's at and happening) if something is peculiar, odd, strange or just downright not as it ought to be, we say,"it's reet cob, and no mistake."[/QUOTE
At and happening in Lancashire ???
I dont fink so....
Cobs Perfectly Rule
Natch
Well-Known Member
Its the thread that keeps on giving!
Maybe we can spread the use of the word cob to more and more negative connotations. How about..?
He had a right cob on him (already in existance in some weird place called derby)
Bacon cobs (don't eat many, they're very fattening)
Or the more inventive...
Stick a Cob in it
Alright alright, its not like you've got to ride a COB or anything
Shove it up your cob
Oh maaaan, I was so COB last night
Did you see the bird he pulled? She was a proper Cob
no?
Maybe we can spread the use of the word cob to more and more negative connotations. How about..?
He had a right cob on him (already in existance in some weird place called derby)
Bacon cobs (don't eat many, they're very fattening)
Or the more inventive...
Stick a Cob in it
Alright alright, its not like you've got to ride a COB or anything
Shove it up your cob
Oh maaaan, I was so COB last night
Did you see the bird he pulled? She was a proper Cob
no?
Magicmillbrook
Well-Known Member
Ever had a cob nut?
Ooh err, sounds a bit rude
Ooh err, sounds a bit rude
*hic*
village idiot :D
I thought the cob nuts were the ones who kept getting riled at this thread.
Or would that be cob nutters - or is "nutters" a banning word again?
brighteyes
Pooh-Bah
Oh, Admin/TFC........... pleeeeease give Shils "Top Post" - she's tried soooooo hard
So that's what she's up to!
Berpisc
Well-Known Member
:d:d:d:d:d:d
Marciamac
Well-Known Member
Just found this thread. Unbelievable. My old instructor once told me (when she was teaching me with my wonderful, sharp, spooky, and very strong cob, who got up to half-pass before arthritis put an end to his schooling at 21) that real horse people appreciated any good horse, whatever the size, shape or breeding, and that the people who looked down on cobs - or anything else for that matter - were know-it-alls who didn't, in fact, know anything at all about horses.