Kunoichi73
Beware... My Plants...
Sounds like she's settling in nicely!
CC has adopted Squatter's Rights near anywhere that I sit. She has commandeered the top of the dog cage, which is upholstered with dog blankets, held down by old Arabian Horse magazines and a cashmere throw.
From this vantage point, she can survey the whole of the barge interior, the rolling river, the sky, the movements on the pontoon and, in the distance, the far bank and its' public pathway.
She keeps up a continual gossipy commentary: "Cor, Missus - look at the state of that! I've seen better legs on a ham shank!" "Ooh - that's the third bloke he's brought down here this week. Says they're his brothers. Hmm. I wasn't born yesterday . . . " 'Cause, I'm not one to gossip, but did you SEE the length of her skirt - if I'd looked, I'd have been able to see her undies. These young things. No shame." All said with plump paws hoicking up her ample bosoms.
She's hilarious. She'll fixate on the Duke and Duchess of Sussex next, mark my words!
Aah. Thinking about it - definitely Les Dawson, with curlers under a manky headscarf.Les Dawson ? Frankie Howerd?
You could take a screen shot and post that, usually.I've tried to post a photo of CC, but have been informed that the file too large?
I give up.
Not au fait with the (to me) finer points of re-sizing photos from an antiquated old mobile.
I'll traipse up to the library on Thursday afternoon and see if the infinitely patient library ladies will do it for me.
Thank you very much. Please could you dm me for my email?I'm happy to post it if you want to email it to me?
Thank you for your kind enquiry.How is her Ladyship settling in now she's been with you over a week @Ratface ?