Irresponsible Breeding... Should I Tell Her or Keep My Mouth?

[JennBags]

whats this thread about again "confused face "

It appears to have moved on to a discussion about my incontinence

I can't believe that people are posting this all over the internet. That Rhino even posted a picture of MY tena-lady's.

Outrageous. Where's that button?

 

[black_horse]

I didn't realise "Bleck" horse was quite so literal

woz chu chat'n bout? I talkz poash lyk

 

[ester]

Jaffa cakes always make me think of the advert with the teacher saying "half moon, full moon, total eclipse. and again children" and her eating a whole packet!

see now people are even getting advert quotes wrong how can you start with a half and then go to a full moon? I don't remember any regurgitation

anyway back to the important matter of jaffa cakes... to take them apart is

 

[rhino]

I dislike children too. I'm still considering teaching though...

Nooooooooooo don't do it!!!!!!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

But where do people stand on the subject of mini Jaffa Cakes?

 

[sianb]

see now people are even getting advert quotes wrong how can you start with a half and then go to a full moon? I don't remember any regurgitation

anyway back to the important matter of jaffa cakes... to take them apart is

Sorry! I have seen the error of my ways!


I knew posting after a bottle of wine was a bad idea!

 

[JFTDWS]

Nooooooooooo don't do it!!!!!!!!!

At some point I shall need to seek gainful employment again

see now people are even getting advert quotes wrong how can you start with a half and then go to a full moon? I don't remember any regurgitation

anyway back to the important matter of jaffa cakes... to take them apart is

that would have been a much less appealing advert

 

[Arizahn]

Dissect a Jaffa cake today!

 

[angelish]

But where do people stand on the subject of mini Jaffa Cakes?

same as bigger one's just watch your fingers though if going in for a bigger bite

jennbags that is terrible , do you wee yourself often ? i do hope you don't sit next to the fire at the bar without suitable protection

 

[ester]

I am not sure that mini jaffa cakes get the proportions right, and, well, they just aren't bloody big enough!

 

[JennBags]

same as bigger one's just watch your fingers though if going in for a bigger bite

jennbags that is terrible , do you wee yourself often ? i do hope you don't sit next to the fire at the bar without suitable protection

Mini J-C's ....full moon...gone....

Angelish, there's a reason I sit next to the fire all the time. To dry out

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

See I agree with you

I feel they are a small disappointment - although better then nothing.....

 

[FionaM12]

Nooooooooooo don't do it!!!!!!!!!

Why not? Hating children was a requirement for teachers back when I were a lass....

 

[Arizahn]

I had a primary school teacher who would tell pupils to pick a window...

 

[angelish]

Mini J-C's ....full moon...gone....

Angelish, there's a reason I sit next to the fire all the time. To dry out

tis ok i shoved HH into the wet patch

fiona her with the cob is a little erm "thick" am i allowed to say that ,oh well too late i guess

the more experienced of us spotted the trotters long before us

 

[FionaM12]

I had a primary school teacher who would tell pupils to pick a window...

THEY GAVE YOU A CHOICE? How liberal........

 

[Arizahn]

THEY GAVE YOU A CHOICE? How liberal........

She also made allusions to wearing our guts for garters if we hit a wrong note in choir...she was awesome!

 

[Season’s Bleatings]

Wow, a hijacked thread. Imagine my shock and surprise when I found JFTD and rhino in here............

 

[FionaM12]

Wow, a hijacked thread. Imagine my shock and surprise when I found JFTD and rhino in here............

To be fair Rhino has been trying to keep it on topic. Which was savoury snacks, right?

 

[sianb]

I remember a really old school English teacher I had who threw chalk at someone once and use to make us say sorry to chairs if you rocked back on the back legs and to books if you bent the pages back.

 

[Season’s Bleatings]

To be fair Rhino has been trying to keep it on topic. Which was savoury snacks, right?

I think so?! I can't contribute, nothing savoury near me.. sigh..

 

[Arizahn]

I remember a really old school English teacher I had who threw chalk at someone once and use to make us say sorry to chairs if you rocked back on the back legs and to books if you bent the pages back.

We need more teachers like this...

 

[FionaM12]

To be fair Rhino has been trying to keep it on topic. Which was savoury snacks, right?

..with a few sweeties, a little wee and some child torture thrown in....

 

[AFlapjack]

I remember a really old school English teacher I had who threw chalk at someone once and use to make us say sorry to chairs if you rocked back on the back legs and to books if you bent the pages back.

My art teacher ripped into a friend for bending a corner of his sketch paper once as he lent against the table to draw. He was absolutely distraught, bless him, never went to art class again

 

[JFTDWS]

I remember a really old school English teacher I had who threw chalk at someone once and use to make us say sorry to chairs if you rocked back on the back legs and to books if you bent the pages back.

I would love to be an eccentric teacher of this nature...

 

[sianb]

I would love to be an eccentric teacher of this nature...

You have to deal with children thought which is the major downfall I'm afraid!

 

[Holly Hocks]

Ah, how lovely and familiar - a teenager posts a thread, gets slated for being A TEENAGER and then all the posters turn into children with their replies.

At least her punctuation and spelling isn't too bad.....give her some credit for that, at least

 

[JFTDWS]

You have to deal with children thought which is the major downfall I'm afraid!

Oh I don't mind that... I don't like them, but I don't really like anyone so that's nothing new

 

[JFTDWS]

Ah, how lovely and familiar - a teenager posts a thread, gets slated for being A TEENAGER and then all the posters turn into children with their replies.

At least her punctuation and spelling isn't too bad.....give her some credit for that, at least

We do seem to be a bit aggressive today, don't we

 

[welsh horse rider]

I had a teacher in primary school who threw a black board rubber at a boys head because he wouldn't shut up then grabbed him by the ear and threw him out of the class room