Oi!!

[Millyard Rejects]

leads me to my next question..


straw or shavings?

 

[JenHunt]

woodpellets

 

[Millyard Rejects]

woodpellets

damn it theres always one flipping nutter on these threads!



saddle soap

 

[JenHunt]

damn it theres always one flipping nutter on these threads!



saddle soap

and its usually me!






numnah

 

[dibbin]

Shavings definitely.

I think black and red is a good call for the Team Starzaan BP. Can we have sparkly bits on the morag tassels?

jodie3 - of course Starzaan should wear a correctly fitting hat which conforms to current safety standards. With an ostrich feather on it.

Also, my HORSE hurt his check ligament 2 years ago but has recovered well.

 

[Echo Bravo]

How about black and blue for team colours with the odd splash of olive. WeightWatchers beef in red wine is good and only 300 cals, great for lunch Dreading tomorrow when the vet comes to try and do my mare teeth.

 

[Angua2]

How about black and blue for team colours with the odd splash of olive. WeightWatchers beef in red wine is good and only 300 cals, great for lunch Dreading tomorrow when the vet comes to try and do my mare teeth.

Mmm that sounds rather yummy...I have just got cheese and ham sandwiches for lunch

OK was thinking about the effect the BP has, and wondered if an exocage BP would be bettter for containing those rogue morags. Some sequins and ostrich feathers would finish off the effect.

Mmmm I had to endure the vet visit, however I voluntarily took said mare there for the teeth and Jabs trauma

 

[Starzaan]

WHOOPS!!!!! I over did it BIG STYLIE this morning... having rested aaallll day yesterday I woke up feeling much less wobblesome... so decided to go and try and do some things on the yard.... I may have put eleven beds down... and then fallen over in a heap on my shavings fork....

Thank goodness gay Matt was with me to scoop me up and carry me back inside, whilst I beat his chest in a feeble way and shrieked like a harpy about how I needed to finish that box and then sweep or I'd die just to spite him! Ended up going BACK to bloody hospital to get a drippy thing put through my arm, because apparently I was beginning to talk utter tripe and my eyes were rolling around in my nonce....

So now I'm BACK IN BED, AND BORED. And I will NOT be doing any more horsey things until I'm better...nononono no no. NO.

But it is so dreadfully dull being a drugfaced loon.






Also, laminitis.

 

[HollyWoozle]

WHOOPS!!!!! I over did it BIG STYLIE this morning... having rested aaallll day yesterday I woke up feeling much less wobblesome... so decided to go and try and do some things on the yard.... I may have put eleven beds down... and then fallen over in a heap on my shavings fork....

Woman! You're MENTAL. Stop it! Everytime you try to do too much, you are prolonging the time you are banished to bed looking bruised and forlorn and therefore prolonging the time you are less likely to encounter sexy FF.

STAY IN YOUR BED (and demand to be waited on hand and foot).

ETA: Consider yourself on BOX REST.

 

[Starzaan]

Ooof.

I feel a little bit like I got hit by a truck full of fat Turkish men....

 

[Vetwrap]

Ooof.

I feel a little bit like I got hit by a truck full of fat Turkish men....

Hmmmm...

You really need to get your FF better trained to answer to your every whim... That way, you could spend all day lying recumbant on your Chaise longue in your diaphanous wraps and gowns (and star spangled BP with extra large tassells) as opposed to being shoved round in your wheelbarrow in wellies two sizes too big!) - with FF mopping your fevered brow...

Hmmm... maybe overdone the Mills & Boon again...


Only just caught up with SB threads - heard the mechanic went to the scrapyard???

Good call by the sounds of it!



ETA - Straw or savings?
Megazorb

Ooooooo! contraversial!

 

[Starzaan]

Mechanic did indeed go to the scrap yard, but alas, FF still not appeared to tell me he's ditched the trout and has brought me grapes and love...



Poo.




Also, counter canter.

 

[little_critter]

Rather slow off the mark here but I was thinking the other day that with all the FF's and FFS's on this thread I'm starting to feel like I'm in Silence of the Lambs.
Pass the fava beans and the chianti will you.

FF FFS FFS FF FF FFS!

ETA: CHAFF and WHICH SCHOOL SURFACE IS BEST?

 

[Vetwrap]

Perhaps FF has had a blow to the head and is totally unaware of your admiration?


Arguably, if he hasn' already had a blow to the head, he probably deserves one by now.


The trout definitely does...





School surfaces? Don't mind as long as they are soft and comfortable when I hit them at speed. Would like padding on the walls on the indoor school as well.

 

[Starzaan]

FF is ALL KINDS OF AWARE of my love for him.... even if he hadn't read the rantings of this particular mad woman (which he very much has), it is blindingly obvious....
I am in fact a blithering idiot when around him. I snort when he says nice things, my voice climbs about twelve octaves, I talk an impressive amount of crap at times, and I spend an unhealthy amount of time gawping at his bum and his arms.... quite possibly drooling.


So, I think we can safely say that he is perfectly aware that I want to rip his chaps off and do bad things to him in the HAY BARN.

Indoor schools... hmm... I've just bought a waxed sand a carpet fibre mix to go in mine... I even went and made a point of falling over in a school with the same surface before I bought it.... I made a soft thud, and no bruises.

 

[D66]

hiya Starzaan,
Hope your propped up in bed learning to knit round corners. Try knitting a TURNOUT RUG that should keep you busy. BOX REST is no good if you hoon around in the yard when you're let out to stretch your legs.
Rule 1 in most yards is that no-one is allowed to muck out whilst attached to a morphine drip. But you can wear a BP with tassels and smurf the interweb and drink hot chocolate and marshmallows.

 

[Lady La La]

Has he ever brought it up with you, in conversation?
Like...

"So err, you like me a bit then?" If not, I hope he does! I can almost hear the awkward silence from here...

Which leads me on nicely to my next topic, Hoof Oil...

 

[Starzaan]

How did I forget about marshmallows?!?! What's WRONG WITH ME?!?!?

Cor blimes... have just sent gay Matt to buy me marshmallows. This would be easy if I lived in normal land, but the nearest shop is six miles away... he's very useful.... and very, very tolerant...



I hope he gets pink ones.

 

[Starzaan]

Has he ever brought it up with you, in conversation?
Like...

"So err, you like me a bit then?" If not, I hope he does! I can almost hear the awkward silence from here...

Which leads me on nicely to my next topic, Hoof Oil...

He has not...... I also rather hope he does. I can't possibly make more of a knob out of myself than I already have, so I think we're safe there.

I don't do awkward silences, I do awkward fillthegaps... I spout an alarming amount of jibberish in an attempt to fill awkward silences, and can end up making people cry and back away. Try it.

 

[Lady La La]

I'm a little bit guilty of that myself, so you're not alone...
On the first ever date with my OH, there was a pause in coversation due to him taking a sip of his beer and in that few seconds I managed to shout a random string of words at him, have a choking fit and then rush outside for a cigarette. He actually came outside to see if I was alright

What about you telling him? I'm thinking something along the lines of...

"So, Im making a movie. It'll be staring X and Y and is basically about how I'm a little bit mental, and ever so in love with you. I get sick towards the end and there's a big romantic finish whenre you come back from abroad and sweep me (very gentley) off my feet and we both have fun time in the haybarn "

I reckon it'll work, and he'll confess his undying love for all things Starzaan

Equine Dentist.

 

[dibbin]

Starzaan, you are officially on box rest, with no walking in hand (or being ridden ... hee hee) until you're up to it. I will come all the way there and cold hose you if I have to

Speaking of which, exercise sheets.

 

[Starzaan]

I'm a little bit guilty of that myself, so you're not alone...
On the first ever date with my OH, there was a pause in coversation due to him taking a sip of his beer and in that few seconds I managed to shout a random string of words at him, have a choking fit and then rush outside for a cigarette. He actually came outside to see if I was alright

What about you telling him? I'm thinking something along the lines of...

"So, Im making a movie. It'll be staring X and Y and is basically about how I'm a little bit mental, and ever so in love with you. I get sick towards the end and there's a big romantic finish whenre you come back from abroad and sweep me (very gentley) off my feet and we both have fun time in the haybarn "

I reckon it'll work, and he'll confess his undying love for all things Starzaan

Equine Dentist.

Oh my goodness... I'm actually a little bit in love with you now....

I think I need to grow some big brass ones before he next shoes my horses....

this could be a plan...

 

[dibbin]

Starzaan, all you need is to STRAP THESE ON ...

Also, white line disease.

 

[Lady La La]

:

Oh my goodness... I'm actually a little bit in love with you now....

I think I need to grow some big brass ones before he next shoes my horses....

this could be a plan...

Just attach a pair of waxy lemons to your jods and off you trot?

Failing that - a G&T works wonders for confidence. Although you might want to wait until you're morphene free before you start abusing the alcohol cabinet

 

[Starzaan]

Dibbin, I think I'd prefer to strap on a pair of wax free lemons... in the interests of decency and all that jazz...


And sadly I'm on SUCH hardcore drugs for the next few months (yes, months. yuck yuck bugger bugger and bum) that there will be no drinkies for me for the forseeable future. Not even on Christmas Eve. Which, incidentally is my 21st birthday....

HOWEVER.... the drugs make me feel pissed as a fart all the time, so in a way, it's win win win....

I want someone to come and play scrabble with me. Everyone here is either boring or canine.

 

[Lady La La]

I'm trying to think of a game we can play to keep you entertained...



I'm failing...

 

[dibbin]

Decency? Pah, I laugh in the face of decency. They're brass and everything!

I'm sure my GELDING would like a pair.

 

[Starzaan]

I have a game!!! It's called "convince FF to fall madly in love with Starzaan".

The winner gets a magical prize full of goodness....


ready?


steady...



GO!!!

 

[Lady La La]

i have a game!!! It's called "convince ff to fall madly in love with starzaan".

The winner gets a magical prize full of goodness....


Ready?


Steady...



Go!!!

i'm a little bit guilty of that myself, so you're not alone...
On the first ever date with my oh, there was a pause in coversation due to him taking a sip of his beer and in that few seconds i managed to shout a random string of words at him, have a choking fit and then rush outside for a cigarette. He actually came outside to see if i was alright

what about you telling him? I'm thinking something along the lines of...

"so, im making a movie. It'll be staring x and y and is basically about how i'm a little bit mental, and ever so in love with you. I get sick towards the end and there's a big romantic finish whenre you come back from abroad and sweep me (very gentley) off my feet and we both have fun time in the haybarn "

i reckon it'll work, and he'll confess his undying love for all things starzaan :d

equine dentist.

we'veplayedthisgamealready...

 

[Lady La La]

And my prize is??

It better REALLY be magical.

You better not have lied...